Letter 2

Dear girl behind me,
 

    Please stop the profanities and bashing the science professor because you are too dumb to do simple math. We learned how to use decimals in grade school, and honestly it really isn't that hard. You need help from your neighbor to remember simple algebra. ("Where do the numbers go? W= 50.23, V= 2.433, and D=.75. How does that even make sense?" you ask. The guys beside you says "It's simple. The equation is Q= D x V x W... you put the numbers in place of the letters and multiply... like we learned in 7th grade.") You need help from your friend to remember what 5 times 2 is.... and now you are yelling the f- word in a really small and crowded lecture hall. No, it isn't the professor trying to hate on you (with 100 or so other students in this class alone I'm sure he doesn't even know your name since you barely ever come) And though, yes, calculators will probably always be available what would you do if you broke the only one you had? I'm sorry, but even I, who despises math, remember how to add. Where did you go to school that didn't teach you to add "big numbers"? Better yet, how the CRAP did you make it to being a SENIOR college student? Do us all a favor and go back to elementary school.

You get to learn how to add those big numbers and we can hire a monkey to work the career you planned to do instead, it's a win win.

K. Thanks. Bye <3