Letter 2

Dear girl behind me,
 

    Please stop the profanities and bashing the science professor because you are too dumb to do simple math. We learned how to use decimals in grade school, and honestly it really isn't that hard. You need help from your neighbor to remember simple algebra. ("Where do the numbers go? W= 50.23, V= 2.433, and D=.75. How does that even make sense?" you ask. The guys beside you says "It's simple. The equation is Q= D x V x W... you put the numbers in place of the letters and multiply... like we learned in 7th grade.") You need help from your friend to remember what 5 times 2 is.... and now you are yelling the f- word in a really small and crowded lecture hall. No, it isn't the professor trying to hate on you (with 100 or so other students in this class alone I'm sure he doesn't even know your name since you barely ever come) And though, yes, calculators will probably always be available what would you do if you broke the only one you had? I'm sorry, but even I, who despises math, remember how to add. Where did you go to school that didn't teach you to add "big numbers"? Better yet, how the CRAP did you make it to being a SENIOR college student? Do us all a favor and go back to elementary school.

You get to learn how to add those big numbers and we can hire a monkey to work the career you planned to do instead, it's a win win.

K. Thanks. Bye <3

Letter 1

Dear girl behind me, 

    You are not cold because you have no body fat (trust me on that one honey) You're cold because you are in a tank top and barely there shorts in 30 degree weather. I don't know if you know this, but normally people like to wear at least pants when there is ice on their cars, they seem to keep you a bit... oh I don't know... warmer? Mother Nature is not out to get you, and no she didn't "Turn down the temperature as soon as you step outside." like you said. That's called heating, you know, the magic that keeps buildings warm? That's why there is a temperature difference from when you go into class and when you come out.

   So honey, do us all a favor and please put some clothes on and stop cussing loudly by the 3 year olds playing on the quad. If the caretakers' eyes could have gotten any bigger, I think they would have give gold fish a run for their money. Kids don't need to be subjected to the f-word so early or your almost completely exposed (please don't sneeze) areas.

We all want to keep you warm and save our eyes, it's a win win situation. 

K. Thanks. Bye <3

And it begins...

As many of you know I have recently started posting notes to random girls behind me up on my college campus. I've gotten some really positive responses to them, and now I have to make a blog for school... so TAHDAH! This isn't going to be a blog with any sort or affiliations or opinions other than my own, so if you get offended by a post... oh well. I'm not writing to make you happy: I'm writing to make you think and laugh.
 Feel free to let me know what you are thinking, and please just remember this is all in good fun. Stop and think before you get mad from some words on a computer screen that are nothing more than opinion, and just lighten up before you light ME up.

Well, that's it for the intro. Please sit back and enjoy: Dear Girl Behind ME