Letter 1

Dear girl behind me, 

    You are not cold because you have no body fat (trust me on that one honey) You're cold because you are in a tank top and barely there shorts in 30 degree weather. I don't know if you know this, but normally people like to wear at least pants when there is ice on their cars, they seem to keep you a bit... oh I don't know... warmer? Mother Nature is not out to get you, and no she didn't "Turn down the temperature as soon as you step outside." like you said. That's called heating, you know, the magic that keeps buildings warm? That's why there is a temperature difference from when you go into class and when you come out.

   So honey, do us all a favor and please put some clothes on and stop cussing loudly by the 3 year olds playing on the quad. If the caretakers' eyes could have gotten any bigger, I think they would have give gold fish a run for their money. Kids don't need to be subjected to the f-word so early or your almost completely exposed (please don't sneeze) areas.

We all want to keep you warm and save our eyes, it's a win win situation. 

K. Thanks. Bye <3